How NOT to Grow Old

1. Use SKII; you'll look as fabulous as Carina Lau
2. Believe vehemently in fairy tales and Santa Claus
3. Hang out with older people or people who look older than you

And the number one on my list:

Banish ALL dumbos from your workplace. Better yet, everywhere where you might go. The frustration and eye-popping anger they cause just makes me wanna go *beep*. Yes, it includes that silly lady whose popcorn fell on me when she screamed during the movie. It's gonna be my personal campaign for the year. Discriminate dumbos!